Kobastickers, also called Ansaba Doukon, or Beacon’s of light by the Nova Sorceresses or ‘Arggggghhhhhhhh’ by space trolls, are special stickers with magic properties which only the Saba, licensed space adventurers, can harness. Saba’s place kobastickers on their skin and in so doing are able to access the abilities and the magic contained within them. Kobastickers have a variety of uses: elemental or projection type kobastickers will come in handy when you are stuck in a tavern on a remote part of the Luxor asteroid belt in the middle of a tightening circle of angry space trolls wielding clubs, or help you haggle down the price of a whizzer part being sold to you by an untrustworthy goblin at a flea market on planet Odunsi , by 100% . According to the seventeenth edition of ‘Dr. Vegaton’s Detailed and Very Comprehensive Guide of Kobastickers Existing in The Galaxy’ (the authority of on the subject), there may be as many as ten thousand kobastickers existing in the galaxy. The technology to make Kobastickers was thought to have first been developed by a special race of nomadic aliens, called Manikis who used them to capture magic across the galaxy.
Here is a sampling of some of the extraordinary kobastickers you may come to find in Children of Stardust:
Visual Representation
Name
Jupiter
User
Zero
Generation
Second Generation (Origin Series)
Type
Elemental
Power level
Super
Jupiter is one of the most sought after kobastickers in the galaxy. One of the rare Origin Series collection of Kobastickers each named after objects in the solar system, Jupiter may be the most sought of them all. Legend has it that every 25th user of Jupiter is granted immortality which is amazing when you happen to be the twenty fifth user, not so great , when you are any other number in the chain and especially not so great if you happen to be the 24th user of the Jupiter kobasticker and happen to have all the galaxy trying to kill you to inherit Jupiter and become the 25th user! Jupiter allows its user to to have control over thunder and lightning.
Visual Representation
Name
Cabbagenix
User
Zero
Generation
Second generation
Type
Irregular
Power level
Chug
Widely considered the most embarrassing kobasticker to have. An anonymous poll conducted amongst registered saba found that 80% would not be found dead with a cabbagenix kobasticker in their collection and 20% would rather be bitten by a space shark than have to admit to owning one. Cabbagenix gives users the ability to change anything they touch into cabbages.
Visual Representation
Name
Deggizzenouvox
User
Zero
Generation
Second generation (Moriarty series)
Type
Dark
Power level
Regular kobasticker
A dark kobasticker. It allows its user to disguise themselves. Deggizzenouvox is a second generation kobasticker perfectly suited for thieves, bandits, con artists and husbands who don’t have a clear conscience. Generally having a Deggizzenouvox in your possession is sufficient for getting yourself suspected for any theft or burglary that occurred in your galactic area code and in certain jurisdictions having a Deggizzenouvox is enough to have you charged with identity theft. Each kobasticker comes with voice modifiers, three clothing changes, detailed biography of the disguises, and a thirty minute warranty after which you are deemed responsible for any malfunction of the kobasticker which may land you in trouble or worse: being looked at suspiciously by a fashion critic from the planet Goldrick.
Visual Representation
Name
Blue flash
User
Camih
Generation
Second generation
Type
Energy projection
Power level
Regular kobasticker
A second generation energy projection kobasticker which was voted , the ‘best value for money’ duelling kobasticker money can buy at the annual ISA kobasticker awards. Perfect for disarming space trolls, other sabas, or hooded figures that are surrepticiously trying to sneak up on you whilst you are having a drink at the bar.
Visual Representation
Name
Black flash
User
Lenoir
Generation
Second generation
Type
Energy projection
Power level
Super kobasticker
The evolved version of Blue flash , Black flash is said to be the equivalent of being shot at with a Rozu lazer gun. Most black flash kobastickers come with a guarantee to have your adversary flying through at least two concrete walls. The guarantee was written by the initial creator of the Black flash , Ayani Burdlebow and in three hundred years of excistence no one has ever proved him wrong.
Visual Representation
Name
Gold flash
User
Mr. Gauche
Generation
Second generation
Type
Energy projection
Power level
Mega kobasticker
Like Black flash, except that rather than sending you through two walls it sends you through fifteen. Most people owning a Gold flash seldom have to use it on account of the fact that , most criminals and adversaries will choose to throw themselves through the open window on a third story Odunsi hotel rather than be hit with it.
Visual Representation
Name
Lightorbnix
User
Camih
Generation
Second generation
Type
Support
Power level
Regular kobasticker
A very useful kobasticker which summons an orb of light which will follow you around for sixty seconds. It will shine a light only for you and people you consider friendly. It is one of the most counterfeited kobastickers in the galaxy. Incidentally a Lightorbnix was at the heart of one of the biggest lawsuits in the galaxy Percy the Pilferer vs Rothman Brothers Limited. In the lawsuit a burglar known simply as mr. Percy was suing a kobasticker maker for negligence after his lightorbnix malfunctioned as he was tip-toing through a frontyard full of sleeping Plutonian guard cerberuses. He was suing the manufacturer for his hospital bills, and for emotional distress caused from bite wounds which caused him to be the equivalent of a human sprinkler anytime he drank any liquids. The suit was thrown out after the Manufacturer pointed out that he had bought a counterfeit Lightorbnix and should have been weary when he bought the kobasticker at a pittance from an elf who gave him a swarmy wink when he was asked if it was an authentic Lightorbnix.
Visual Representation
Name
Ladybug
User
Camih
Generation
Second generation
Type
Summoning
Power level
Super kobasticker
The kobasticker that goes along with the Ladybug, Camih’s signature whizzer. Using the Ladybug kobasticker Camih can summon her special whizzer or conversely have it collapse into her kobasticker whenever she might have difficulty finding parking space as is increasingly the case throughout most of the galaxy.
Visual Representation
Name
Curex
User
Ladi
Generation
Second generation
Type
Medicine
Power level
Regular kobasticker
A first aid kobasticker that can heal most superficial wounds and illnesses. It also comes with a four thousand page disclaimer. This narrator would discourage prospective users of this kobasticker from ever trying to sue the manufacturers on account of them having a lawyer called ‘Ugus the Untouchable’ who is currently undefeated in more than three hundred thousand prosecutions and whose case record now stands at 334675 -0.
Visual Representation
Name
Zoutivole
User
Ladi
Generation
Second generation
Type
Summoning
Power level
Dark
A dark kobasticker that materialises a handbag containing anything the user needs in order to break into a safe or property.
Visual Representation
Name
Flearepelnix
User
Wanderblatch
Generation
First generation
Type
Irregular
Power level
Regular kobasticker
A kobasticker that when worn helps repel four hundred types of fleas ( although it does very little against wyvern-fleas which, despite what their names might imply, are not actually fleas but really ten feet tall, six hundred pound machines of wanton destruction and infinite appetite on six legs- incidentally we will keep discussions concerning the problems caused by the adventurer and Saba Gregory Pim’s naming of new species for another time)
Visual Representation
Name
Helpnix
User
Octave
Generation
Second generation
Type
Skill
Power level
Regular kobasticker
Allows the user to cry help in 148 languages including swamp dragon.This however does not include Orokata griffon for the simple fact that the creators of the Kobasticker did not see it fit to include the language ( chances are if you do find yourself in the unfortunate situation where one of the 20 feet tall apex predators is bearing down on you then calling for help is the least of your worries and your time would be better spent praying or ,better yet, moving in the opposite direction at the speed of light.
Visual Representation
Name
Lupus
User
Khabib
Generation
Second generation (Zodiac series)
Type
Transformation
Power level
Super kobasticker
Allows the user to turn into a werewolf. Users of this particular kobasticker must be warned about excessive shedding and a very large bump in your daily expenditure on meat and dairy.
Visual Representation
Name
Vuwa-modnix
User
Khabib
Generation
Second generation
Type
Skill
Power level
Regular kobasticker
A very useful kobasticker which summons an orb of light which will follow you around for sixty seconds.Very prevalent in the music industry. The pixie artist Rodisia was famous for using a vuwa –modnix which made her voice sound like two meteorites colliding (for approximatively 3:30 minutes) and she created a lucrative niche for herself performing at space golem marriages and birthday parties around the Gabachu asteroid belt .
Also used by the goblin triad, in order to perform scam calls on unsuspecting elves and djinns.
Visual Representation
Name
Andromeda
User
Rozan
Generation
Second generation ( Zodiac series)
Type
Psychic
Power level
Mega kobasticker
A Zodiac series kobasticker that allows it’s users to read minds and gain psychic abilities. Very sought after amongst the gambling community and has been for seventy five years running the most desired Kobasticker by members of the Intergalactic Chess association.